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1. (Jersey Shore) (2963↑, 634↓)
A show on MTV that reveals to the world why New Jersey residents hate Bennies. Unlike them, we don't say New Joizy or call it the Jersey Shore. It's either the shore if you live in Jersey, or if you're a local, the beach. The show features 8 guidos and guidettes. They have never been to the shore, and some of them have never even been to New Jersey. But to them, Seaside is Heaven on Earth. Watch as they get drunk, get laid, and trash Seaside Heights. While your at it, maybe you can learn a couple things about tanning, fist pumps and hair gel.

Kid: Hey man, did you watch Jersey Shore last night? Other Kid: Hell yea dude, right after my tan. *FIST PUMP*

2. (jersey shore) (2642↑, 757↓)
A terrible show about a large group of turds.

Turd 1: I am a man, but I tan like a female? Does that make me a woman? Turd 2: No\! Look at your hair and your shaved chest\! You are a true man. Can a borrow your douche? Woman: Is this the Jersey Shore? Why are all the men in a near transgendered state?

Author: hippies smell 123 http://jersey-shore.urbanup.com/4551369
3. (Jersey Shore) (1577↑, 417↓)
The reason that will be given when god is asked why he wiped out the human race. A TV show with a cast full of losers with room temperature IQ's who like to run around Fist Pumping, which they do so they have lots of practice when they go home to fuck their mothers. The male cast members are on steroids because they are too lazy to build muscle the old fashioned way and the females have Breast enhancements to make up for the fact they have nothing in their brains and no soul. Most define themselves as Guidos and Guidettes but act more likely Puerto Ricans with an inferiority complex. They like to give themselves Nicknames like J-wow, Snookie and the Situation but should choose something more appropriate such as Cum dumpster, Oompa loompa and Closet Case. This Show is going to be used as Evidence when MTV is put on trial for destroying American culture.

I would rather be Gang Raped by Mike Tyson, Shuge Night and the 1985 Chicago Bears while having hot Lava poured into every available orifice them being eaten alive by tigers than watch Jersey Shore

4. (Jersey Shore) (1505↑, 571↓)
An ignorant show starring a bunch of Guido whores and tool bags who are nobodies pretending to be celebrities.

Dude1: Did you see that stupid, no talent show last night? Dude2: You mean Jersey Shore right??

5. (Jersey shore) (811↑, 338↓)
Jersey has no beaches. Just the shore
6. (Jersey Shore) (686↑, 344↓)
Popular term used to describe the Atlantic Ocean coastline of the State of [New Jersey] in the United States. New Jersey natives who are planning to go to the area often say they are going "[down the shore]". The term "Jersey Shore" is often shortened to simply "[The Shore]" by natives of New Jersey (just as the name of the state is sometimes shortened to just [Jersey]). The Jersey Shore is composed of the coastal communities of (from north to south) Monmouth, Ocean, Atlantic and Cape May counties. Though the city of [Cape May] has been a summer retreat since the 1760's, the Jersey Shore did not become a truly popular summer resort area until the mid-19th century, when railroads made it relatively easy for people to travel to the region. Summer tourism accounts for a large percentage of the economies of the four Jersey Shore counties, especially in Atlantic (home of [Atlantic City]) and Cape May counties (Cape May County's economy is almost entirely dependent on tourism). Jersey Shore locals sometimes refer to summer tourists as [bennies] (most often heard in Monmouth and Ocean counties) or [shoobies] (generally used in Atlantic and Cape May counties). Visitors to the Jersey Shore often ask why the region is called "shore" and not "beach." The truth is, nobody knows. See also [New Jersey], [Jersey], [South Jersey], [North Jersey], [Sopranoland], [Atlantic City], [A.C.], [Exit Zero], [bennies], [shoobies], [gunderson], [Wally and Marge].

People from across the United States enjoy spending part of their summer at the Jersey Shore.

7. (Jersey Shore) (600↑, 305↓)
The dumbest show on MTV, if not ever made. All you'll see here is a buch of Guineas going to clubs, getting in fights, and fist pumping (the dumbest looking thing we ever saw).

Man 1: Did you see Jersey Shore yet? Man 2: Yeah. It's awesome isn't it? Man 1: Yeah; watching Italians in clubs is SOOOO fun =/

Author: Movie And Game Reviewers http://jersey-shore.urbanup.com/5006075
8. (jersey shore) (267↑, 75↓)
when a male unexpectedly hits a female extremely hard

Guiseppe jersey shored that bitch at the bar last night.

9. (Jersey Shore) (149↑, 9↓)
The reason god is mad at us.

Yeah\! Maybe we'll end up on the Jersey shore\!

10. (Jersey Shore) (185↑, 55↓)
n. person with a hot body but a f***ed up face.

Look at that body\! Too bad he's a Jersey Shore...

11. (Jersey Shore) (130↑, 8↓)
The reason my generation's filled with so many morons.

No examples needed when society's fucked. Thank you [Jersey Shore]\!

12. (Jersey Shore) (148↑, 40↓)
Shit

Jersey Shore is complete shit.

Author: Michael Douglas & Sons & Sons http://jersey-shore.urbanup.com/5761093
13. (Jersey Shore) (188↑, 160↓)
A small town in Central Pennsylvania, located between Lock Haven and State College. The name totally confuses Penn State students, particularly those from Philadelphia or South Jersey when they hear locals use the name, espescially in the context of agriculture, shuttered steel mills and abandoned cigar factories which is about all that's going on in that Jersy Shore.

Local: Ya dey usta run a bunch a rails otta dem still mills don Jersey Shore. PSU kid: WTF?

14. (Jersey shore) (192↑, 170↓)
Quite possibly the worst show on air, The show cronicles the life of vapid air head, douchbags and every flavour of asshole from the scum barrel that is new jersey

Guy: I watched the jersey shore last night Other Guy: That show sucks balls Guy: It sure does

Author: Salamia sam i yam http://jersey-shore.urbanup.com/5294278
15. (Jersey Shore) (109↑, 90↓)
The end of all civilization as we know it.

With the advent of the Jersey Shore on MTV, New Jerseyans have permanently secured their place as the laughing stock of this nation.

16. (Jersey shore) (89↑, 71↓)
A stupid, dumbass show where the only reason the people are famous is because the men have sex every five seconds and a girl named snooky shows her cunt to everyone, mounts them, then punches them.

Playgirl bunny 1 "Did you see what I did to all those chicks?" Playgirl bunny 2 "Ya, you should be on the Jersey Shore you whore."

17. (Jersey Shore) (316↑, 303↓)
The term for beaches in New Jersey. You don't go "to the beach," you go, "down the shore."

Person from Pennsylvania: We went to the Jersey beach this summer. Jersey kid: There aren't any beaches in Jersey, dipfuck.

18. (Jersey Shore) (57↑, 46↓)
A touching scripted drama about three homosexual wannabe guidos, their hoes, and an escaped oompa-loompa nicknamed "Snooki", trying to go about their daily lives while coping with obvious severe mental retardation. Regarded by many as total bullshit, because frankly, it is.

John: That episode of Jersey Shore was so moving.... Peter: What the hell are you talking about? John: No, I mean it made me want to move as fare away from any TV and New Jersey as possible\!

19. (Jersey Shore) (112↑, 103↓)
a "reality" show on MTV that takes New Yorkers and puts them in New Jersey. because few people know or acknowledge the fact that they are from New York and not New Jersey, the are dubbed Jersians. These fake Jersians get drunk, wasted, and start fights all the time, which makes real Jersians look just as bad.

Idiot: Did you watch Jersey Shore last week? Snooki was soooo wasted\! Non-Idiot: I am not going to waste an hour of my precistious time on earth watching such bullshit that makes fun of my home state.

20. (Jersey Shore) (50↑, 43↓)
a tv show you watch when you want to be thrown into a mental hospital. the most fagtastic thing to hit tv.

Abby: Hey, Gina, why are you watching Jersey Shore? Gina: My rent is overdue and I'm gonna get kicked out, I'm trying to get into a nice mental hospital. abby: oh.

21. (jersey shore) (63↑, 56↓)
A large pile of SHIT.

lulu: " i watched jersey shore last night" ME: " OH THAT PILE OF SHIT\!"

22. (Jersey Shore) (65↑, 60↓)
(noun) 1. A bunch of steroid using testosterone junkies with small penises that think they are macho. 2. A group of preppy prissy princess bitches that want to fuck so bad that their legs are spread every day and their hours of operation are longer than the local convenience store.

Im going to go watch some Jersey Shore to laugh at rich sluts that think they are better than everyone else.

23. (Jersey Shore) (78↑, 74↓)
The reason why the state of New Jersey is now the equivalent of Hell on Earth.

Person 1: You know I'm getting scared. Person 2: Why? Person 1: It's New Jersey. I think it's envading America with all those shows like Jersey Shore\! Person 2: No way\! You're crazy\! Person: I've warned you\!\!\!

24. (jersey shore) (214↑, 211↓)
definitely ONLY a term used by bennies... trash leaving, traffic jamming, loud, seaside-tony, not-LONO, bennies. people who live here dont run around saying "we're going to the shore today." we already live there... so we go the BEACH. i hate bennies.

Hey did you hear them dumb bennies say they're "going to the jersey shore today"?

25. (Jersey Shore) (76↑, 76↓)
NJ's coastline from Sandy Hook to Cape May. Has lately gotten a bad rap because of MTV's fake, ridiculous show but aside from a handful of Seaside Guidos, has some of the nicest sandy beaches from Maine to the Carolinas. Also, NJ has the most rigorous ocean water quality testing program in the nation and has the cleanest water in the mid Atlantic Region. So if the Guido crowd is not for you but you still want to a great beach to take your family than check out: -Sandy Hook -Ocean Grove -Avon by the Sea -Belmar (weekdays) -Seaside Park (Yeah Really) -Island Beach -Long Beach Island -Stone harbor -Cape May

The Jersey Shore: Now with less Guido\!

26. (Jersey shore) (46↑, 51↓)
A stupid show about douchebags who claim to be 'guidos' and 'guidettes'. In reality, most of them are Mexican, Brazilian, or Chilean. It's retarded, mostly showing retarded people getting pissed. All in all, It shows how stupid everyone in the world is getting.

Idiot: Hey did you watch jersey shore last night????? non-Idiot: No...I don't watch Jersey shore. Idiot: OMFG YOU SHOULDVE CAUSE SNOOKI WAZ LEIK IMMA HIT YU BITCH AND SHE DID AND THEN HE WAS LEIK FIST PUMP Non-idiot: .....kill me now.

27. (Jersey shore) (3↑, 9↓)
One of the dumbest shows on MTV. The women are catty bitchy shrews that aren't even attractive, and the guys are all wannabe macho men who suffer from penis envy. Do yourself a favor and watch something else, 'cause this is crap.

I watched about 10 minutes of Jersey shore last night before changing the channel in disgust. What a bunch of crap.

28. (jersey shore) (31↑, 38↓)
A whore-able show on MTV. It is widely criticized for being terrible and having no plot whatsoever. On my T.V guide it is labled as a "reality" show, but I deny this because the only way this could be reality is if every sane person on this Earth with a gun was dead. I say this because any sane person with a gun would either:1-shoot themselves or 2-kill the entire cast of this mediocre-at-best show. This show is the only reason I think it's possible the world might end in 2012 (no god would allow it to continue), or there simply is no god. The show is also widely spoofed as "jersey whore" and is filled with mentally disabled Italian-Americans including a little orange thing named Snooki and a bunch of dumb losers pretending to have talent whilest wearing extreme amounts of "axe" and hair gel.

Pretentious douche-bag- Damn son\! I was excited about gellin' up and gettin' ma tan on but "the shore" came on and I had to stop\! The ghost of Abraham Lincoln-(Shoots the asshole in the face and walks away) witness-Pfft, jersey shore is still on?

29. (Jersey shore) (87↑, 94↓)
a beach in new jersey filled with dead bodys, raidioactive water and hookers

uncle tony: so lewie did you enjoy the jersey shore this summa lewie: yeah it was great, the wata grew back the toe u cut off when i didnt pay up and i even gotta beat some pussy new yorka with my louiville slugga

30. (Jersey Shore) (26↑, 35↓)
Although television is relatively stupid in general, most shows were still too classy, elegant, and intelligent for some people to watch. A TV network that "relates greatly to music" had decided to create a stereotypical show that only people with low intelligent could watch. This show has no real point other than to show people with so much tan that they look like an ugly traffic cone get into fights. The general audience of this show include: Stoners, Pregnant Teenagers, [Dumb Blondes], [Douchebags], and arrogant morons. Anyone with a reasonable mind and a small trace of sanity would be able to identify that this show is a bundle of crap and insults the entire country.

Jersey Whore Fan: "Yo man, you wanna watch Jersey Shore?" Me: "No thanks, I would rather watch something more entertaining, like paint drying."

31. (Jersey SHore) (11↑, 21↓)
See [America's Sphincter]

Jersey Shore is the reason God cries

32. (Jersey Shore) (20↑, 30↓)
A show made by the Oompa-Loopas after they quit the Chocolate factory, traded the Cocoa Bean for drugs and alcohol, and start talking in a strange language no one else speaks. Set on the shores of Jersey, presumably in England.

Kid: Did you watch Jersey Shore last night? Kid: No, I like my brain cells.

33. (Jersey Shore) (23↑, 33↓)
a show with a cast of retarded phrat boys and girls who make italians ashamed to be italian

Jersey Shore: Pauly D., Mike"the situation", Snooki, Vinny and others

34. (jersey shore) (72↑, 82↓)
a sexual move in which a man inserts his whole fist into a womens vagina, or mans asshole. and then violently thrusts in and out in a fist pumping motion

brah 1: hey man how was your night last night? brah2: pretty good i totally got some skanky ass brah1: did you give it to her good and finish her with the shocker? brah2: nah.... i totally jersey shore'd her ass til she cried

35. (Jersey Shore) (4↑, 15↓)
a product of the what has become the shittiest corporation in America, MTV, that depicts all the worst qualities of our Society.

guy: Jersey Shore is the opposite of everything i stand for and value. Other guy: Yeah, that show is an abomination of the human race.

36. (Jersey Shore) (28↑, 39↓)
Fucking retards at their best. A reason for a holocaust in New Jersey or the US in general. MTV's down fall (if there werent any before). A show that makes you wanna become an alcoholic or drug addict. A show that will literally lower your IQ the longer you watch it. Please someone make it go away. Someone? Anyone.

"Wow those people on Jersey Shore make me feel like God must have made New Jersey his emergency toilet."

37. (jersey shore) (105↑, 116↓)
a term that only [bennies] use to describe the beaches/coastal area of new jersey. no one from the "jersey shore" actually calls it that. instead we say we are 'going to the beach'; not 'down the shore' or 'to the shore'.

Pennsylvanian/New Yorker/Northern New Jerseyan: Man, I love going to the [Jersey Shore], but is it me, or is this traffic terrible? Local: Learn how to drive you \!\@\#$%^&* [benny]\!

38. (Jersey Shore) (85↑, 97↓)
The eastern most part of New Jersey known for its beaches. And for all those people who say "there is no beach in NJ you go down the shore." No local of the " true " jersey shore says that, we go to the beach. "true" jersey shore is from central to souther NJ. Nothern NJ and New Yorkers are bennies.

"Hey Geena\! Wanna go to the beach, because we are true jersey shore chicks\!"

39. (jersey shore) (8↑, 22↓)
jersey shore, is the meaning of life. a bunch of juiced up guido's and orange tinted guidettes PARTYTING IT UP. side effects of watching this show :fist pumping, urge to tan, attraction to hair gel, the need to "get it in" 24.hours.a.day.

ME:dudeee did u watch jersey shore last night MICHAEL: yeahh i brahh i had this inexplicable need to pump my fist and say YEAH BUDDY repeatedly

Author: miss-juschillin_97 http://jersey-shore.urbanup.com/6001544
40. (Jersey shore) (0↑, 15↓)
its gay \! like i dont wanna watch drama if i wanted to id go to a friends house and watch her and bf argue , if i wanted to see drunk ppl id go to a party, if i wanted to see sex id wank off to porn. that basically jersey shore. -_-

Ughhh jersey shore today ima go to sleep.

41. (Jersey shore) (65↑, 80↓)
The only people who say "I'm going to the shore" are SHOOBIES\! If you live anywhere near the beach in New Jersey you call it the beach.

Man 1 - "Yo dude wanna go to the Jersey shore today" Man 2 - " Fuck you go back to philly you shoobie"

42. (Jersey Shore) (0↑, 20↓)
A show that's actually really funny if you take time to watch a few episodes\! I used to bash it to before I actually WATCHED it (wow what a concept), and now it's my favorite show. If you're opened minded and can get past the guys calling ugly girls "grenades", excessive tanning, wifebeaters, and the super annoying "Stahp, Ron, Stahp\!" then you're in for a really funny show with some of the funniest moments in television history.

jersey shore phrases: "Aw yeah "insert anything here" yeah\!" "It's t-shirt tiiimeee\! T-shirt time\! T-shirt tiiimeee\!" "If she still plays/does ----, than she's too young for you bro\!" "CABS ARE HEAH\!" "Come at be bro\!" "I hate the ocean, it's all whale sperm. Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty, from the f*ckin' whale sperm." "Standing in one corner, 4 foot 9, 2 inches w/the poof, 'Snooki' Polizzi... standing in the other corner at 322 lbs, the Staten Island Dump." "I went to the doctor he told me you gotta stop drinking, stop doing drugs & stop havin' sex, ya know what I did? I switched f*ckin' doctors\!"

43. (Jersey shore) (54↑, 78↓)
The only people who say "I'm going to the shore" are SHOOBIES\! If you live anywhere near the beach in New Jersey you call it the beach.

Man 1 - "Yo dude wanna go to the Jersey shore today" Man 2 - " Fuck you go back to philly you shoobie"

44. (jersey shore) (135↑, 160↓)
if you live in jersey its just the shore, its only called by the jersey shore by out-of-staters that want to talk trash about it. (and i personally say they should go back to their "beaches") the shore's the best place to party at, whether its spring break, memorial day weekend, or all summer. known for the bext parties around, craziest guys and girls go down there to party it up. tan by day, party by night. the nights are spent drinking, playing beer pong, flip cup, keg stands, and smoking up. the morning are spent sobering up & laying on the beach waiting for the next day. our shore may be dirty sometimes, but thats ok cause were too cool for your rich clean "beaches"

(jersey girl) "yo im going down the shore to get with some hotties" (girl from another state) "ew the jersey shore? thats disgusting" (jersey girl) "if it was clean id feel bad throwing beer bottles everywhere"

45. (Jersey Shore) (306↑, 343↓)
The greatest place on earth; fuck the rest of the world who comes here in the summer, the jersey is the best place all fuckin year round

I love the jersey shore

46. (Jersey Shore) (57↑, 120↓)
When you're on the beach bangin' doggie style. To complete the Jersey Shore, you have to wet your finger by sticking it in the girls mouth. Then you stick that finger into the sand; making sure you get a sand-covered finger. Finally, you jam that finger into her ass so she knows who you are.

Honey, last night was great. What made you give me The Jersey Shore?

47. (Jersey Shore) (52↑, 123↓)
Jersey Shore is a reality tv show on MTV with 8 guids from areas around New Jersey. The show takes place in Seaside Heights, which is the guido capital of the world. The show consists of the room mates going to clubs and getting pissed off at haters and other people that arent guidos (also haters) which is all understandable cause they are hatin. The guys in the house go out and fist pump all night and grind up on any girl in sight. The roomates work at a crappy tshirt store that prints gay ass designs on there shirts. Alot of the roomates complain a crap load but some are legit. But they all are guido americans who love and cherish there families Which is important to them.

Yo did you see Jersey Shore last night. yea Snooki got rocked in the face.

Author: Woods the situation http://jersey-shore.urbanup.com/4437476
48. (jersey shore) (55↑, 127↓)
runs from ocean county, to long beach island, to cape may. AC, OC, WW, CM. it is a place that is very impossible to stay at becuz all of south jersey owns the shore houses. good place to find hot jersey girls during the summer. people also go there on memorial day weekenend and then someoone ends up getting jumped, drunk or dead from a gangfight.

Atlantic City sucks and Ocean City is the place to be.

49. (jersey shore) (128↑, 203↓)
Where people go to cheat on their boyfriends/girlfriends etc. A place of no moral grounding. It's not called a beach cause trash gets washed ashore. For example: Jersey Girls. To take part in the Jersey Shore experience pretend you can't read, get a jailhouse build, wear wifebeaters everyday, spend the off season in tanning salons, wear two pounds of gel in your hair, talk about how much you hate black people, but party to music created by black people, make sure you can borrow mommy/daddy's car, wear cheap jewelery. If confused, watch Growing up Gotti.

Duhhhhh, I'm going to the shore to get my std

50. (jersey shore) (107↑, 283↓)
A disgusting place full of disgusting people. Many people in eastern PA go there, only because it's so close, and then bitch constantly about how much they hate it. It is extremely crowded and there is no high-end luxurious place to stay. Often referred to as the opposite of the French Riviera or the worst beaches/shores in the world.

Where are you going this weekend? Down the jersey shore. That's awful, why? Yeah I know, but we can't afford to go anywhere decent.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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